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If Jesus were alive today.. What Class/Race combo would he play in World of Warcraft? How long do you think it would take him to make level 60, and would he PK a lot?

2006-10-02 04:20:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Jesus is a Human Priest, obviously. I saw him the other day in Goldshire, but He had to spell it Jeasus to get past the filters. He would heal anyone who asked, and pleaded with characters to stop dueling one another. And the way He smote those bandits was a wonder to behold.

Praise Jeasus! Er, Jesus.

2006-10-02 17:19:34 · answer #1 · answered by dukefenton 7 · 2 0

Well, I claim to be a "Christian"; and if Christ were on earth today he would not be a Christian as loosely as the term is used today. "Christian" is not a group activity, it's one soul at a time with a personal relationship with Christ. It's like they say, "Standing in a church does not make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a mechanic. But, those people having a tribal mentality can't envision individual relationships, and group cooperation. In fact, Christianity is not a religion, but a belief that survives not because of religion, but in spite of it. Religion is a man-made system of rules and dogma. Christianity is a transformation within each heart and soul. Many false prophets abound, but few are Christians. Don't paint everyone with a broad brush if you don't know anything about them.

2016-03-27 02:05:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He'd play oldschool D&D as a half-Orc Warrior. Who says Jesus needs to act like himself online?

2006-10-02 04:29:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

He is here and Very much Alive.

2006-10-02 04:22:31 · answer #4 · answered by hilda95123 2 · 0 0

I think he'd be more likely to be playing Everquest.

2006-10-02 04:24:23 · answer #5 · answered by Hatir Ba Loon 6 · 1 0

He'd be much to old to learn computers.

2006-10-02 04:24:36 · answer #6 · answered by tammidee10 6 · 0 0

You are an idiot. Why is it important what color he would be. Jesus is coming back..along with GOD... so be prepared. By the way, we all will be judged. Good luck with that.

2006-10-02 06:56:07 · answer #7 · answered by cookie 6 · 0 2

i think he'd only make it to level four before killing kenny.

2006-10-02 04:22:48 · answer #8 · answered by kittens 5 · 1 0

Don't think he's cool enough for that game.

2006-10-02 04:39:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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