A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top half.
Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.
A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says... "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style, it makes your nose look too short!"
2006-10-02 04:09:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is probrably the best ************* sex joke ive heard in a while
2006-10-02 04:22:07 · answer #1 · answered by ferahgo777 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
See? That's why asians shouldn't move to nudist colonies!
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2006-10-02 04:12:43 · answer #2 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That is hilarious. Do you have anything better to do than to put out sex jokes?
2006-10-02 04:12:29 · answer #3 · answered by missyloowho 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's a good one, not too hot & wild though!!! Keep 'em coming!!!
2006-10-02 04:15:14 · answer #4 · answered by cali_gal716 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg i 've heard that joke before lol
2006-10-02 04:13:04 · answer #5 · answered by IRockMyVans87 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good, you made me laugh
2006-10-02 04:24:05 · answer #6 · answered by lady love 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Do you think she was wearing glasses?
2006-10-02 04:13:20 · answer #7 · answered by psiboy13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-02 04:12:03 · answer #8 · answered by Big D's Sexy Peach 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
never heard that b4
2006-10-02 04:26:38 · answer #9 · answered by osageavenger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omfg lol
2006-10-02 07:39:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋