A polar baby bear went up to his mum and asked if he was really, truly sure he was a polar bear.
"Of course you are,"she said. But ask your father if you really want to make sure."
So the baby polar bear finds dad and asks if he is really , really sure he's a polar bear.
"Of course you are boy,"says dad. "You're pure white, you live in the Arctic and eat fish. So why ask if you're a polar bear?"
"Because I'm bloody freezing,"baby says.
2006-10-02
02:45:50
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