what is the favorite joke that you like to tell at parties and other places and i do mean the funniest joke please try to keep clean if possible
2006-10-02 02:37:33 · 7 answers · asked by skyppolar_green 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, "Can you please help me, I don't know what hole I'm on".
She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6."
He thanked her & continued playing golf. Later he got lost again. He saw the same lady and went to her again kind of embarrassed.
"I'm sorry to bother you again but I'm lost again, can you please tell me what hole I'm on."
Lady: "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 14; you are on 13."
Again he thanked her and continued playing golf.
When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse. He went up to her and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out. She accepted.
As they were drinking & talking he asked her what she did for a living.
"I'm in sales."
He replied, "No kidding so am I. What do you sell?"
Lady: "It's too embarrassing to tell."
But after he kept pleading to know what she sold she said she'd tell him if he promised not to laugh. He promised.
Lady: "I sell WHISPER (Sanitary Napkins)."
He immediately fell to the floor laughing hysterically.
Lady: "You promised you wouldn't laugh."
He replied, "I'm sorry, but I couldn't help it. I sell toilet paper... I'm still one hole behind you."
2006-10-04 05:31:28 · answer #1 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woman sitting at a roadhouse in Top Springs, NT, suddenly
began to cough while eating a giant outback steak.
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real
distress and two Jackaroos at the next table turned to look at her. "Can ya swalla?", asked one Jackaroo.
The woman signalled "No", desperately shaking her head.
"Can ya breathe?", asked the other.
The woman, beginning to turn blue, shook her head "No".
With that, the first Jackaroo raced over to her, lifted up the
back of her skirt, yanked down her panties, and slowly ran his tongue up and down the woman's butt crack.
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the
obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.
The Jackaroo walked back over to his mate and proudly took another drink of his VB. His mate said in admiration,
"Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but I
ain't never seen nobody do it before".
:)
2006-10-02 02:40:53 · answer #2 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First,
of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card
with the letters:
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
"Can you read this?" the optician asked.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."
2006-10-02 02:48:13 · answer #3 · answered by Sharm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A skeleton walks in to a bar. He says, "Gimme a lager, and a mop." what's 15 inches long, and hangs in front of a jerk? Donald Trump's necktie How does "The Creature's family members take a family members portrait.? all of them jam into the front seat and run a purple easy. guy: "have been you faking it final night?" female: "No, i became into extremely sleeping." old guy: "checklist, i'm no longer able to bypass pee." physician, "How old are you?" old guy, "ninety six." physician, "you have peed sufficient." 2 Seagulls fly over the Kentucky Derby. One says to the different, "i'm gonna placed everythingg I have been given on quantity 7." what's bushy and stands out of a mans pajamas at night? His head. a guy robs a economic corporation and takes hostages. He says to the 1st hostage, "did you notice what got here approximately," the hostage stated, "definite." The robber shot him. Then the robber stated to the subsequent hostage, "did you notice what got here approximately?" the subsequent hostage stated, "No, yet my spouse did."
2016-12-26 07:18:37 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do melons have such big weddings?!
Because they "Cantaloupe"
I know it's terribly cheesy, but it makes me laugh every time. Then when most people hear me giggling about it, they start to laugh too!
2006-10-02 02:39:36 · answer #5 · answered by cherub2031 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wot did one plate say to the other?
dinners on me!
classic
2006-10-02 03:24:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The student was messy and was very difficult to manage for the teacher.One day he brout a puppy to class and stole the children's attention.The teacher got angry and orderd himto write a composition worth of 300 words rite after class. Here is his compotion
Mrs. Mary lost her cat.She opened the door and called pusy pusy pusy pusy pusy pusy pusy pusy pusy pusy pusy..................................................................................................
A total of 300 word by repeatin pusy Was he creative boy Give your coment
2006-10-02 03:06:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋