The original computer had a print (the lead) and a delete (the eraser. (Picture a pencil)
Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account
A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And if you had a 3 inch floppy .
. . you just hoped nobody ever found out!
2006-10-02 02:31:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You are still so young....my memory and life dates back much further that your list.
2006-10-02 02:34:35 · answer #1 · answered by voandginger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, about 1968...it was the size of a refrigerator.
2006-10-02 09:34:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh. Very funny. But I vote for the brain as the first computer. Caveman: See saber-tooth-tiger (input) -....Process...- Run away (output) :-) !!!
Have a great day.
2006-10-02 10:46:58 · answer #3 · answered by Bearcat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good and also those people who used the original computer could add, subtract,etc. they were also able to think for themselves
2006-10-02 09:51:46 · answer #4 · answered by pdudenhefer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I had one and my son learnt everything he knows today on it. He is a computer specialist works at IBM and has his own business. Glad we had one.
2006-10-02 09:34:21 · answer #5 · answered by Mary Smith 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
isn't it funny how some things just never go out of style... we still use the pencil today !!!
2006-10-02 09:33:31 · answer #6 · answered by tampico 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But rebooting remains the same
2006-10-02 09:33:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the apple was the first computer.
2006-10-02 09:32:52 · answer #8 · answered by greg577452004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! Good one.
2006-10-02 16:24:41 · answer #9 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, thats funny.
2006-10-02 09:32:43 · answer #10 · answered by Bistro 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋