2006-10-02 01:33:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
say, " its your lucky day, my girlfriend dumped me last night so im on the singles market again".
2006-10-02 01:38:44 · answer #1 · answered by david429835 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but I liek texting first also, it's like a game. I really like to not end a conversation.. Ya know? I've had conversations with certain girls for months on end lol
2016-03-18 03:38:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing too outlandish or quirky
how about...... come out with me or I'll strangle a puppy
2006-10-02 01:41:15 · answer #3 · answered by crownose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask her if she fancies going for a kebab and then onto a discooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Thats what my fella did and we are now living together and planning the rest of our lives together!!
2006-10-02 02:27:35 · answer #4 · answered by TJ O 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey whats a nice girl like you doing on the other end of this phone eh! see if you get a reply!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-02 01:38:04 · answer #5 · answered by SADGIT 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't understand you...sorry.
2006-10-02 01:37:14 · answer #6 · answered by chona a 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
☻I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
☻I'm good at math, U+I=69
☻I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
☻Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
☻Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.
☻What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
☻Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.
☻Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
☻You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
☻You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
☻Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.
☻Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
☻Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
☻Baicarumba...are those real?
☻Be unique and different, just say yes.
☻Can I flirt with you?
☻Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
☻Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
☻Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
☻Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
☻Greetings and salivations
☻Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
☻I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
☻I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
☻I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
☻If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
☻Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
☻That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
☻Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
☻Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.
☻I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.
☻I wonder what our children will look like.
☻I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off?
☻If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
☻If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.
☻If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
☻It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me?
☻Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?
☻That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
☻The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
☻There gotta be a keg in your pants, coz I wanna tap that ***.
☻There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.
☻Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
☻You're so hot, your *** is on fire.
☻Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
☻I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
☻Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...
☻I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
☻If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.
☻There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.
☻Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
☻What time do you have to be back in heaven?
☻Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
☻You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
☻You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.
☻You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
☻You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
☻You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
☻Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
☻Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
☻Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
☻Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.
☻Got two nipples for a dime?
☻Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
☻Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
☻Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
☻I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
☻I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
☻Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
☻You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
☻You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
☻You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
☻Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
☻Do you want to see something swell?
☻Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
☻Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!
☻Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
☻Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
☻Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
☻I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".
☻If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
☻If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
☻Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
☻Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.
☻The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
☻You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!
☻Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny!
☻Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
☻Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
☻I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.
☻I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?
☻I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
☻I'm betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.
☻Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
☻Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good.
☻When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
☻Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
☻You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way
☻You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
☻You know the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying.
☻You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
☻You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya
☻As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ***? No. Damn!
☻I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
☻Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
☻Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
☻Do you have any Irish in you? (if no…) Would you like some? (if yes…) Want some more?
☻Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
☻Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
☻Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a ********? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?
☻Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
☻Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
☻I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince
☻Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
☻Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
☻For a fat chick, you sure have small ****.
☻Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
☻Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
☻Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
☻Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
☻Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"
☻Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor
☻Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."
☻I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
☻I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
☻I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
☻If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"
☻The only thing that matters is that we're together.
☻I'msorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start. .
☻Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
☻Is you father a lumberjack Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
☻I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
☻Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
☻Say, did we go to different schools together?
☻The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
☻There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
☻Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving."
☻You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
☻You know, you're very easy on the eyes...and very hard on my erection.
☻Want to come into the garden see my big juicy tomatoes?
☻Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers?
☻You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow.
☻Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
☻Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
☻I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
☻I'm good at maths, U+I=69
☻I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
☻Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
☻Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
☻Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.
☻What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
☻Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.
☻Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
☻You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
☻You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
☻Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.
☻Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
☻I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
☻Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...
☻I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
☻If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.
☻There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.
☻Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
☻What time do you have to be back in heaven?
☻Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
☻You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
☻You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.
☻You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
☻You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
☻You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast
☻Be unique and different, say yes.
☻Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
☻Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
☻Hi. Are you cute?
☻I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
☻I'm easy. Are you?
☻I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
☻I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
☻Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
☻So....How am I doin'?
☻Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?
☻I think about you when I masturbate.
☻Are we related? Do you want to be?
☻Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
☻Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me pee.
☻Do you know how to use a whip?
☻Excuse me, do you live around here often?
☻Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
☻Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?
☻Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley?
☻Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
☻Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."
☻I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'...
☻I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.
☻I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.
☻I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
☻If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
☻Like the look of your crotch.
☻Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you?
☻Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have *** in your hair.
☻Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
☻Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
☻Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.
☻Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
☻How was Heaven when you left it?
☻You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
☻Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.
☻I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.
☻You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
☻You should be someone's wife.
☻Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
☻You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.
☻Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
☻Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.
☻If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
☻It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
2006-10-02 03:27:52 · answer #7 · answered by sweetgal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋