Tech Support: "Ok Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at thesame time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen.Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: "I don't have a 'P'."
Tech Support: "On your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "What do you mean?"
Tech Support: "'P' on your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "I'm not going to do that!"
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Two friends work in a software company. One day, they were to move their machines to another building. One of them was having a tough time carrying the machine.
Other Friend: "My computer has 500 MB disk. See how easily I am carrying it, Your's is just 250 MB. Can't you carry even this much?"
First Friend: "But your's is empty and my disk is full."
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2006-10-02 00:26:15 · 11 answers · asked by M 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL the first one was really funny ....thanks for sharing : _ )
2006-10-02 04:47:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seriously. You have no future in the humour industry.
2006-10-02 00:28:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol well I thought they were funny, well the first one was at least.
2006-10-02 02:44:25 · answer #3 · answered by Nyla 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some of the others comments made me laugh, but not the jokes
2006-10-02 03:14:54 · answer #4 · answered by comission90 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im afraid you dont have a sense of humour
2006-10-02 00:30:20 · answer #5 · answered by JOHN jen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmm geek joke
2006-10-02 00:31:20 · answer #6 · answered by johnny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pants!!!
2006-10-02 00:31:06 · answer #7 · answered by Brunettebeauty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
na
2006-10-02 01:50:12 · answer #8 · answered by The Lonely Fatman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is that a joke or a s*it story
2006-10-02 00:28:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
M oh M why?
2006-10-02 02:40:54 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋