TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher
2006-10-01 23:59:05 · 9 answers · asked by M 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yaar agar aisa paapu ho
to pappu jaroor pass hoga
2006-10-02 00:02:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny I'm going to have my eyeballs removed with red hot needles.
2006-10-02 00:13:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol im tryn hard not to laf out loud cos im my uni library.
2006-10-02 02:19:46 · answer #3 · answered by hey hey hey! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha
those are among of the funniest jokes i ever heard. u diserve an encore!
u had me laughin my @$$ off!
2006-10-02 00:15:29 · answer #4 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done both funny and clean, what a change
2006-10-02 00:05:20 · answer #5 · answered by Jane S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wa wa wa
2006-10-02 02:45:49 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really poor.
2006-10-02 08:29:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-10-02 21:33:20 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good, can i have another 10 points please!!!
2006-10-02 00:02:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋