I don't care if they are sleazy, sweet or just rude! Give it to me!
I'll start you off...
If we were squirrels, how would you like to bust a nut in my hole?
Sad, who's got a better one?
2006-10-01 23:57:54 · 13 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
If I could re-write the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Get your coat, you've pulled.
(overheard in a pub) Have you got any Irish in you? Do you want some?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
2006-10-02 00:23:00 · answer #1 · answered by Tish P 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
excuse ma'am.... you were over the speed limit. I think I should take over your car and drive you to wherever now. I am an officer.
Are you alone baby?
Hey.... and you are....? Oh wait let me guess, Miss?
If your looking for a guy look in the fruit and veg. section. If they;re carrying a list their taken and married of they've got a trolley they have kids if they've got a basket full of nutrients they're the one!
Hey 'Kim'! You know that guy has been checking you out for seventy years?
Hey 'Lou'! That guy likes you.
Hey 'Margaret'! That guy is smiling at you!
2006-10-02 07:03:53 · answer #2 · answered by x_Super_Social_Superstar_x 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
i like to use songs like
heaven must be missin an angel
if i said you had a beautiful body wud u hold it against me
or my personal favourite:
Every where you go, you always take the weather with you.
2006-10-02 14:59:41 · answer #3 · answered by stefan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
- Help, I'm lost. Which way is it to your house?
- Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Shall I call you or nudge you?
- I didn't know angels could fly so low.
2006-10-02 07:10:21 · answer #4 · answered by Little Girl Blue 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hi honey,
U look voluptous, Can I have you for breakfast, besides I love those boobies, Lets put them to good use.
2006-10-02 08:22:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If I said you had a beautiful body,
would you hold it against me?
2006-10-02 07:00:46 · answer #6 · answered by David Y 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the corner shop's still open, what would u like for breakfast?
2006-10-03 01:08:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's nice lookin' lipstick, could I taste it?
2006-10-02 07:12:24 · answer #8 · answered by Mr G 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What model agency do you work for?
2006-10-02 07:01:37 · answer #9 · answered by super stud 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
F@#$ me if Im wrong, but haven't we met before?
2006-10-02 06:59:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋