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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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2006-10-01 23:51:25 · 28 answers · asked by M 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
:) i like the first and the last ones best!
2006-10-01 23:55:36 · answer #1 · answered by mei mei 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a pappu sends his son to bed for being bad anyway 2 weeks later the kid comes down and says pappu can i ask you a question.course you can son what is it.pappu what is love juice.pappu looks at his son gobsmacked and says why do you want to know that.well i have been upstairs for 2 weeks watching wimbledon and all they have been saying is LOVE JUICE
2006-10-02 06:58:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-10-02 07:09:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones, teacher and pappu.
2006-10-02 06:53:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last was the best, the rest rubbish I'm afraid.
2006-10-02 15:26:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha
i said it before and i say i t again
thats among the funniest jokes i ever heard
them made me laugh out loud
lol
2006-10-02 07:30:09 · answer #6 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
H20
Amerigo Vespucci
crocodile
I am
2006-10-02 12:05:08 · answer #7 · answered by samantha m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard of these before. But they were still good. Haha!
2006-10-02 06:54:33 · answer #8 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you want answers you have to ask the right questions.
2006-10-09 09:34:33 · answer #9 · answered by mr_rhysoflife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya its funny. But what exactly is the question?
2006-10-02 06:54:58 · answer #10 · answered by Tushi K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋