I like "I've gone to England, I've gone to France, before I go here again, I'll go in my pants..."
(Please, keep the really nasty ones to yourself)
2006-10-01 23:49:51 · 16 answers · asked by bandit 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
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2006-10-01 23:52:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I seen a tampon machine on the wall. Considering I am a guy it was very scary. I had to look at the door again to make sure I was in the right room.
2006-10-02 07:02:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best I ever saw was at a concert being held at a fairgrounds site in San Bernadino, CA:
"I'm bored and I have a pocket knife. I hope I don't get caught while I'm writ-" (The line strayed down and out the door as if the writer were being dragged from the stall).
2006-10-02 06:53:45 · answer #3 · answered by Takfam 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The best one I have seen, was written in lipstick on the ladies bathroom wall which backed up to the mens room written backwards so you coulkd see it in the mirrior "Please help me, I am trapped behind this wall and surrounded by
2006-10-02 16:41:04 · answer #4 · answered by essexsrose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't see this as it was in a mens restroom, but it was reported back to me by a very amused friend. And I apologize for the profanity. "Bitches ant sith" Written by a drunk misogynist or a Star Wars fan....
2006-10-02 07:59:25 · answer #5 · answered by Angela B 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This was written on the door of a toilet in my school: 'Hello my name is Toliet Seat. I enjoy being a toilet seat because I love looking at people's butts'.
2006-10-02 07:02:44 · answer #6 · answered by No-one 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somebody had written on the condom machine:
"In case of failure, insert baby" with an arrow pointing to a slot.
2006-10-02 08:47:19 · answer #7 · answered by hosmer_angel 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
at the door it was written, "look at your left"
and on the left wall " look at your right"
and on the right wall " look at the back wall"
and on the back wall " don't look here and thr, and don't waste time, some one else might have to use the loo"
2006-10-02 07:04:10 · answer #8 · answered by Zuizz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From a men's room in a night club:
"Keep in mind that you may THINK she is beautiful, but somebody--SOMEwhere is sick to DEATH of her BS."
"
2006-10-02 06:57:56 · answer #9 · answered by catherine02116 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here I am broken hearted,
Paid a penny,
and only Fa..ed.
2006-10-02 07:49:03 · answer #10 · answered by Samantha M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋