Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!
Further down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again-this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.
"My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf, " says Little Red Riding Hood.
Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away!
About two miles down the track, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.
"My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
With that, the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you get lost?
I'm trying to take a ****!"
2006-10-01 23:35:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Johnny lives in a block of flats 6 floors up - he comes home early from work as he is trying to catch bloke who is having an affair with his wife.
he rushes into the kitchen looking for a man and he hears a car pulling away.
grabbing the fridge, he hurls it out of the window, smashing into the car below.
his wife is furious and smacks him in the face with a frying pan.
he wakes up the next day in hospital, with his nose spread right across his face.
looking right he sees a guy who has both legs strapped up and both arms in plaster.
what happened to you he asks. 'i was just leaving for work some idiot throws a fridge at my car.'
embarrassed he turns to the left - where there is a guy laying there head to toe in a plaster cast, tubes going in and out of him.
he asks the guy what happened to him, to which he replied -
'well.... there was i, sitting in this fridge......."
hope you liked that one - not as good as yours, but still funny
also did you know that God told Adam and Eve to f#@k off - he told them to go forth and multiply --- what else could that mean?
2006-10-02 07:58:08 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When was medicine first mentioned in the bible.
When god gave moses 2 tablets
Who was a famous actor in the bible
Samson he brought the house down
just thought i would mention those 2 jokes
Will not beat your joke though 10/10
2006-10-02 07:01:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I too like it. Its funnier than the other jokes I see around here.
2006-10-02 06:43:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahahahahahah,this one got me! thot i was gonna hiss and say wot a waist of tym but it turned out i was laughing my *** off at the end! good job..keep them rolling!
2006-10-02 07:51:02 · answer #4 · answered by sholii 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha Really nice! This one cracked me up!!!
2006-10-02 06:47:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i swear tht is FUNNIE!!! no i'm not a drooling imbecile, i just like to spell mistakenly for fun. gawd.
2006-10-02 06:42:02 · answer #6 · answered by i'm psycho's shrink 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny...thank you for making me smile!
2006-10-02 06:46:07 · answer #7 · answered by twinkletoestheballerina 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee! Love it!
2006-10-02 06:47:16 · answer #8 · answered by lucyt20 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was awesome e-mail me some more if you can.(@yahoo) my job is so boring
2006-10-02 06:42:58 · answer #9 · answered by Aaron m420 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2006-10-02 07:11:07 · answer #10 · answered by johnny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋