Sally says, "I have one thing to tell you before we get in bed--I've had
sex with one other man before I met you."
Eric thinks a minute and says, "That's no big deal. Who was it?" Sally replies, "The
famous golfer--Jack Nicklaus."
They jump into bed and have a good session. Afterwards, Eric gets out of bed and begins
to put on his underwear. "What are you doing?" asks Sally. "I thought I'd get dressed
and fix some coffee."
Sally says, "Jack wouldn't have done that." "No?" says Eric, "What would Jack have
done?" "He'd have climbed back in bed with me and done it again." "All right!" says
Eric, "Let's go."
They have another pretty good session, a little longer this time. Wearily, Eric gets to his
feet and begins to put on his underwear. "What are you doing?" asks Sally. "I thought
I'd dress and get some coffee."
Sally says, "Jack wouldn't have done that." "No?" says Eric, "What would Jack have
done?" "He'd have climbed back in bed with me and done it again."
Eric climbs back into bed, and this time a virtual marathon takes place. Afterward, he
slinks out of bed, braces himself against the bedpost, and tries to get a leg in his
underwear. "What are you doing?" asks Sally. "Going for a cuppa."
Sally says, "Jack wouldn't have done that." "No?" says Eric, "What would Jack have
done now?" "He'd have climbed back in bed with me and done it again."
Eric plods to the nightstand and picks up the phone.
"Who are you calling?" Sally asks.
"Jack Nicklaus. I want to find out what par is on this damn hole!"
2006-10-01 23:35:21 · 7 answers · asked by al p 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, 10/10
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2016-12-04 03:12:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Have a great day!
2006-10-02 21:40:25 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-10-01 23:39:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-01 23:50:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-01 23:56:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
................wht? I'm srry, i don't get golf....i dun thnk its a real sport in my opinion.......plz don't kill me TW lovas...
2006-10-01 23:43:57 · answer #7 · answered by i'm psycho's shrink 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋