A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the dining room table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She
watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up, "Do you remember 40 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive.
"Yes, I do," she replies.
The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when your mother caught us behind the couch making love?"
"Yes, I remember." says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues..."Do you remember when she shoved a shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 40 years?'"
"I remember that, too." she replies softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and says "I would have gotten out today."
2006-10-01 22:33:34 · 11 answers · asked by dwh 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
It is a laughing out loud one!
Now I can really say "LOL"!!!
Funny
Funny
Five stars for you!
The best!!
2006-10-01 22:46:37 · answer #1 · answered by NANCY K 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad but
i've heard this one from another user and he says 20 yrs
2006-10-02 05:37:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it can u imagine u in this situation...heheheheh..poor bugger...lol
2006-10-02 05:39:09 · answer #3 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahha....i luuv dat 1 2...keep it up!!..thumbs up 4 da laff..
2006-10-02 05:57:55 · answer #4 · answered by bmyfriend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah! Poor, poor Man! LOL. LOL.
2006-10-03 04:50:56 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
that was great
i actually laughed!
lol
2006-10-02 05:41:03 · answer #6 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A GREAT JOKE ,BUT IN SOME CASES IT IS TRUE
2006-10-02 05:44:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke
2006-10-02 05:38:02 · answer #8 · answered by greg f 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...can ttly see my dad doing tht to me mum....lol....ew...nasty images....
2006-10-02 05:45:47 · answer #9 · answered by crazy-and-proud-of-it 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just Great, had me laughing!
P.S. Thanks for the smile.
2006-10-02 05:40:25 · answer #10 · answered by Thoughtfull 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋