DARN THESE FLYS!
An Englishman, a Scott, and a Irishman walked into a pub.
Each orderd a pint of beer . Then a fly landed in each one's
beer . The Englishman, turning slightly green, pushed his beer away and asked for another one .The Scott took the fly out ,
shrugged, and drank his beer . The Irisman pinched the fly
between his fingers and yelled " SPIT IT OUT! "SPIT IT OUT!"
2006-10-01 22:30:13 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Environment
flies coz they are hard to catch
2006-10-01 22:32:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ants don't spread fecal matter onto everything, and they don't produce maggots (at least not where I have seen any). Flies on the other hand land on everything including dog poop, buzz annoyingly, and their offspring are gross!
Ants go up the vacuum cleaner on the rare occasions that they invade under the kitchen door looking for a free feed, flies are harder to get rid of unless you don't mind spraying poisons about or wiping up bug guts.
Flies are the worse of the two.
2006-10-06 08:00:25 · answer #2 · answered by Lynn S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like the joke, but I think the Scott would be the one so tight he would try to get the fly to give back the beer it drank.
2006-10-02 01:52:35 · answer #3 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely Flys!!!! A Fly will come into your house, just because you've left a window open....once they are in they never seem to be able to find there way out again....they just keep flying into the shut part of the window...how stupid are they???
They also land on your food and do that awful disgusting thing that flys do!!!
2006-10-01 22:40:22 · answer #4 · answered by Caz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Flying Ants!
2006-10-01 22:38:45 · answer #5 · answered by kerrykinsmalosevich 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Clever joke. Looking back on my days of drinking Jose Cuervo, we never asked the worm to spit it out. We ate the little bugger.
2006-10-09 12:28:32 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Flies because they are so rude. They will fly in your face and on your food when they have just been on **** and dead bodies!!! I don't mind ants..but not in the house.
2006-10-01 23:13:56 · answer #7 · answered by b97st 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Red Ants.....I weirdly enough have a liking for flies. I hate it when people get fly squats out and squat them....why can't they squat spiders or millipedes instead?
2006-10-02 06:07:13 · answer #8 · answered by Meggi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ants by far becuse I can let the flies out just by opening the door but ants scare me more and they just give me the creeps! (I get shivers just thinking about them!)
2006-10-01 23:40:57 · answer #9 · answered by babybitch69 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
flies because ants actually have an amazing, admirable social system, and boy do they persevere. Flies are just opportunistic, mindless buzzers.
2006-10-01 22:47:29 · answer #10 · answered by Alyosha 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No it was the Scott's man who yelled SPIT IT OUT surly.
2006-10-01 22:33:53 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋