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My girlfriend who I have been with have also said this about me the other night after sex. The people on Yahoo Answers have also said this through my pure, holy questions. The girl that I am seeing also mentions this to me when we were making out at chruch.

I shouldn't let it get to my head but I feel so proud to be compared to our holy father, Jesus Christ. God bless all Christian souls. We all have a place in Christiandom.

2006-10-01 22:10:59 · 12 answers · asked by Skyeboi 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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We have started a Yahoo committee to recommend that you also be crucified. This is a great honor. Congratulations!

2006-10-02 00:35:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

While you may ask many deep thought questions, you still should not compare yourself the Christ. However, you should strive to be christ-like, and if many are complimenting you then you are on your way already. However it may be a temptation that you need to overcome. Also I am not christian, and have no desire to be in the place of "Christiandom" so thank you, but no thanks.

2006-10-02 05:20:35 · answer #2 · answered by merlinmx5 2 · 0 0

Dear Christ-like guy,
I am going to be dying soon. Please open the pearly gates for me and I'll be there shortly. Is this the job you want? Or maybe this one: dear jesus, I hate my life. my step-father rapes me and my mother wont do anything about it. im scared and i dont have anyone else to turn to. please help me.
Or maybe this:
Lord, my dear wife was taken from me suddenly and I am very sad. I know that it must be your will that she has gone and my only comfort is knowing that she is with you in heaven. Please help me find the strength to carry on without my beloved wife.
If Jesus is fake and your question is just a joke, then hoo-hah. If Jesus is real, this is the kind of stuff he has to listen to all day every day. Are you sure you want this job?
Here's something else that Jesus would have to consider to be his main job: forgiving sins.
Dear Jesus, I have been hateful to my brother. He isn't a bad man, but he says things that make me so angry that I just can't control my temper and I think about lashing out at him. Please forgive me for what I have thought toward my brother. I wished him harm and I was wrong.
P.S. It doesn't pay much.

2006-10-02 05:30:02 · answer #3 · answered by anyone 5 · 1 1

Sure....
let's flog you with a cat-o-nine tails, whip you, beat you, make you carry a cross, nail you to it, and watch you hang there and bleed to death. Don't forget the spear in the side. You wouldn't last. You'd whimper and cry and back out after the first initial hit from the cat-o-nine tails. You are trivial and pathetic.
http://planttel.net/~meharris1/mikescorner.html

2006-10-02 05:41:48 · answer #4 · answered by green93lx 4 · 1 0

Having sex before marrage is adultary. So you have sinned. Then on what bases can you compare yourself with Christ?!

If you do compare you will find many things that you lack!

2006-10-02 05:17:13 · answer #5 · answered by Christa 2 · 1 0

If you are Christian, then you have surely read the verse, "Make no mistake: God is not mocked, for a person will reap only what he sows". What, exactly, are you sowing?

2006-10-02 09:39:21 · answer #6 · answered by Godsgirl 2 · 2 0

Never.Sorry Dear.Maybe you can compare yourself with Moses!

2006-10-02 05:14:32 · answer #7 · answered by mary 2 · 1 0

Gimme a break.Making out in church,,,,,,,that's real Christ like ya. Right........Go night, night..........

2006-10-02 05:14:30 · answer #8 · answered by silhouette 6 · 1 0

no one is like GOD you may be GOD like but keep it real we have one GOD and noone else can compare

2006-10-02 05:12:48 · answer #9 · answered by lost one 4 · 1 0

Send your girlfriend to me, then I would be able to tell.

2006-10-02 05:16:05 · answer #10 · answered by Dr Dee 7 · 1 0

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