What would you rather have... an attack of the mutant, zombie, flesh eating chickens from mars ? , or a plague of giant, fanged, killer poisonous toads from hell ?
2006-10-01 22:00:07 · 20 answers · asked by Neo 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Definitely the chickens from mars. Zombies, although pesky, are fairly easy to deal with since you just have to take out their heads. The toads worry me because not only are they giant, but they are from hell, and they might be invulnerable to traditional weapons and require someone with mystical powers to defeat them. One negative about the chickens is that some fast food chain might start selling martian zombie chicken sandwiches and people would get infected and turn into zombies; but I'm willing to deal with that.
2006-10-01 22:32:34 · answer #1 · answered by Kaptrizzle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think they'd both be a bit lame really - but I reckon the toads would be easier to deal with - especially if the mutation in the chickens enabled them to fly. Plus being zombies they'd be harder to kill than the toads - which let's face it you could deal with with a spade - er, well, depending on their size...certainly a big truck to run them over with?! Just how giant is giant....?!!
2006-10-02 05:02:36 · answer #2 · answered by big pup in a small bath 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the plague of toads... But you'd better clarify- do they rain from the heavens like the devils unholy wroth or just pop up from the ground?
2006-10-02 05:02:40 · answer #3 · answered by dane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I am going to die I would prefer it to be quick! So rather than be eaten alive by chickensand suffer I will go for the toads in the hope it will be instant!!!!
2006-10-02 05:22:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What? No 12 foot invertebrates with slavering mandibles dripping highly corrosive digestive enzymes? Pfft, call than an invasion?
2006-10-02 10:07:05 · answer #5 · answered by blank 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The gorgeous sex starved nymphs from NGC 55 who, after reaching our planets equivalent age of 25, stop ageing, turn bi sexual, don't get jealous, develop massive, well proportioned, yet nicely pert gravity defying E cup breasts, look after themselves without the need for extra material possessions, never cry, think about their social standing or care when we empty the bin.
2006-10-02 09:31:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
muntant chickens. I'm scared of poisonous animals.
2006-10-02 05:03:07 · answer #7 · answered by niwriffej 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely the chickens (I have cats).
The true invasion is coming... my people will return for me and my suffering will be avenged... mwuh ha ha ha!
2006-10-02 05:02:38 · answer #8 · answered by lickintonight 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would the chickens be wrapped in chocolate?
2006-10-02 05:23:32 · answer #9 · answered by Gamedoog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing compared to my Ex wife
2006-10-02 05:15:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋