wouldn't it be cool? The could play cards and watch "family guy" on TV. What do you think?
2006-10-01 21:39:55 · 20 answers · asked by PRican 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
TV is evil (well, at least pretty bad), but that's beside the point. Jesus and the devil are enemies for eternity.
2006-10-01 21:47:08 · answer #1 · answered by Pastor Chad from JesusFreak.com 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, cool. Imagine that the "good and evil" thing was just a job?
There's Jesus on the couch with his hand in the ever-replenishing Pringles tube. Lucifer in the recliner, donut in one hand, beer in another. They godphone flashed, Jesus picks it up.
"Jesus, you better come quckly, there's an atheist taking life seriously on 4th Street and Main!"
"Holy Moly Commissioner, we'll be right there!"
He puts down the phone, presses a button, and the bookshelf slides back, revealing the goodandevil poles. They run to them, slide, and by the time they reach the bottom, they're in their respective white robes and Satansuit. Jesus jumps on a big motorbike, Satan slides into the sidecar, race to the scene of the seriousness, and when the atheist sees them, he laughs his butt clean off...
Another successful mission for Jesus and Lucifer, the Dynamic Duo of the comedy faith.
2006-10-01 22:41:36 · answer #2 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like something that makes sense. Jesus would make friends with anyone. If the devil exists....I'm sure Jesus would shake his hand and have a beer and a game of cards with the guy.
2006-10-01 21:48:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why sop there. What if god and satan were one and the same. As an absolute being and dealing in absolutes it is not difficult to assume they are one entity. Check Michael Bulgagov's book "the Master and Margarita". It is a very good thesis for the devil and god to be one and the same. Interesting story.
2006-10-01 21:49:17 · answer #4 · answered by The Stainless Steel Rat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Repent you un-Christian soul. Playing cards is gambling, and you know how Christ feels about gambling. He's fine with you sleeping around as he does with Maria Magdalena but gambling is a no-no. I recommend you take yourself to church and start praying!
2006-10-01 21:53:33 · answer #5 · answered by Skyeboi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some how I do not think that is klikely the devil tryed to temped Jesus to worship him but Jesus rebuked him with scriptures
2006-10-01 21:42:45 · answer #6 · answered by Mim 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, Jesus would be losing his game b'coz he would be playing with skill, But satan would be winning b'coz he is a cunning fellow.
Jesus rebukes satan. He will not befriend him.
2006-10-01 22:41:37 · answer #7 · answered by Christa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would watch a reality tv show if it was about Jesus and Satan being roommates
Wouldn't that be the sh*t?
2006-10-01 21:50:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You got too much time on your hands. Get a job.
2006-10-01 21:45:13 · answer #9 · answered by P P 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Every story needs a bad guy, otherwise it won't be as entertaining...
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The question is, who's the bad guy God or Satan?
2006-10-01 21:42:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋