I do NOT want the complete joke. (Really) Give me ONLY the puchline from the joke and let us all try to figure out the rest of the joke. This also gives you a lot more freedom as to the jokes content. Some puchlines are so funny...they almost don't even need the joke. The winner can put the whole joke in the comment section AFTER the winner is picked. (Or we can contact each other if we want to hear the whole joke.) I will start it off with the best punchline I have ever heard.
So the dad says: " Son...you may be 'living off love', but you're killing the chickens." (LOL) Let's hear yours now.
2006-10-01 21:39:42 · 7 answers · asked by Smart Dude 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
PLEASE FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS. - PUNCHLINE ONLY.
2006-10-01 21:54:25 · update #1
OK...here are a few more from me.
1) I know...I was talking to the duck.
2) OK, I'll give it a try...but don't hit me so hard with that stick.
3) He picked up the frog and said to his face "Damn it Charlie, This is the LAST time I am going to show you this."
2006-10-02 12:31:33 · update #2
Note: The 1,2 & 3 Above...All start with the same opening: "A guy walks into a bar..." (Just a hint, if anyone is trying to figure out mine.)
2006-10-06 20:54:16 · update #3
I thought this was a funny punchline
"Dad says either you blow him, I blow him, or he'll come downstairs and blow the guy himself... but for God's sake tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom."
2006-10-02 18:53:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
old saying "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."
new saying "a push in the bush is worth two in the hand.
2006-10-02 04:49:00 · answer #2 · answered by daydreamer 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
"oh he said" "oh oh im so so sorry" whipsers "can i have a pint of beer and a packet of crisps"
2006-10-02 15:04:41 · answer #3 · answered by stefan 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"I'm in the Third Dimension!"
You had to be there to understand it.
2006-10-06 11:22:54 · answer #4 · answered by Ѕємι~Мαđ ŠçїєŋŧιѕТ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
And she says, "No, but I've been swung around by the nipples!"
2006-10-02 04:44:37 · answer #5 · answered by Sillira 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
~The ARISTOCRATS!
http://www.thearistocrats.com/
2006-10-05 20:46:47 · answer #6 · answered by Elsie 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
You Don't Look it!!!!!
2006-10-02 04:56:55 · answer #7 · answered by aggi74 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋