Yo mama is soo fat that she was mistaken as a overturned semi when she fell crossing the highway.
2006-10-01 21:34:43 · 10 answers · asked by juju_63670 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You mama is so fat sat on a rainbow and made skittles, so dumb got stabbed at a shoot-out. So stank, they scraped her panties to make sour dough Jacks, so poor when she playes kick the can- shes really relocating, so black when she takes a shower they call it "Gorillas in the Mist", So ugly she had to spit you out when she was in Labor!-and she has a Metal afro with a chin strap, is one legged and everyone calls her IHOP.She throws her 1 long tittie over her shouler to even out her hump,teeth so rotten looks like she got a mouth full of dice and cornnuts!
Taaaa Daaaaa!!!
2006-10-01 21:51:40 · answer #1 · answered by Hollygood 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like blackman's joke better...but yo mama jokes are just not funny anymore, maybe you grow out of them. Hmm. oh well you tried.
Dam Kali!
2006-10-02 04:41:07 · answer #2 · answered by heatherlynnmorrow 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mama so stupid that when she called the aiport and asked "how long does it take to reach japan" and the operator said "one minute" yo mama said "thank you" and then hung up.
2006-10-02 04:41:17 · answer #3 · answered by aznflipgurl808 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Your Mamma says to tell you to stop asking for those stupid Yo Mamma Jokes.
And for you to quit telling them, too.
Says that telling them, makes you sound like ignorant White trash.
2006-10-02 04:36:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You mama is so ugly, she made a blind man cry.
2006-10-02 04:38:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat that she has her own orbit
2006-10-02 04:36:35 · answer #6 · answered by polish 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no effense but that is lame and old. but keep trying
2006-10-02 04:37:34 · answer #7 · answered by Aaron m420 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
FUNNY
2006-10-02 04:36:21 · answer #8 · answered by The Hottie With The Answers 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
roflmao...thanks!
2006-10-02 04:48:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol ... thanks for sharing : -)
2006-10-02 04:38:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋