At the grand meeting of the jungle, animals decided to accept the rabbit as their new king. Everybody agreed to call the rabbit as ‘Rabbit the Mighty, Rabbit the King’ and be afraid of him. Next morning, the rabbit walks through the jungle and sees the fox sound asleep. He kicks the fox in the butt. Fox wakes up, looks back, and yells ….. Oh, ‘Rabbit the Mighty, Rabbit the King’ and runs into the jungle until disappear. Next, rabbit kicks bear’s butt. Bear also yells….. Oh, ‘Rabbit the Mighty, Rabbit the King’ and runs away. Next is cow’s turn. As the rabbit kicked the cow, cow looks back, sees the rabbit and kicks back so hard that the poor rabbit flies into the air and falls 25 feet away on the ground and curls in pain for several minutes. Then the rabbit stands on his feet, looks around and makes sure no one is around. Finally, the rabbit continues walking into the jungle he whispers to himself: “Damn cow! Never attends the meetings.”
2006-10-01 21:30:46 · 15 answers · asked by sea_vancouver 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
poor rabbit!love it!thanks!!!lol...
2006-10-01 21:32:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL. That's funny! LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great day!
2006-10-03 05:00:32 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it, so adorable and made me laugh like crazy
2006-10-02 04:37:40 · answer #3 · answered by jazzyrhythms 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it.
Either it is some joke i don't get, or that's just majorly lame that the cow just doesn't attend the meetings....
2006-10-02 04:36:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa !
2006-10-02 04:33:20 · answer #5 · answered by g_man 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cute
2006-10-02 04:33:09 · answer #6 · answered by heatherlynnmorrow 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice
2006-10-02 04:39:19 · answer #7 · answered by kido 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is funny and cute..
2006-10-02 04:33:38 · answer #8 · answered by KC Jo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol i get it
2006-10-02 04:49:59 · answer #9 · answered by curtis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute!!lol!!!!
2006-10-02 12:05:28 · answer #10 · answered by pinkluvbug1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋