A rich guy in Georgia decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only Black guy in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with the women.
At the height of the party, the rich dude said, "I have a 10ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the guts to jump in."
The words were barely out of the rich dude's mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!
Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its butt! Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of stuff like head butts and chokeholds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Japanese Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere.
Both Leroy and the gator were screaming. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the bottom like a K-mart goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the rich guy says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."
"No, that's okay. I don't want it.", said Leroy.
The rich dude said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.
The rich dude said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"
The Black man said, "No."
The confused rich guy said, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"
Leroy said, "I want the name of the man who pushed me in the pool!"
2006-10-01 21:00:33 · 6 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. That joke made me laugh so hard i cried. LMAO!!!
Poor guy.....lol. Keep em coming Woody
2006-10-02 00:52:39 · answer #1 · answered by Lien 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was brave enough to go to the rich guys party in the first place, being the only black person around. He was also brave when he played it 'cool' after he got away from the gator, he knew his chances of getting the money from the rich guy were probably slim so he used his wit to shame the spectators.
2006-10-01 21:19:39 · answer #2 · answered by Michael B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-18 08:23:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG I laughed histerically! Too funny.
2006-10-01 21:46:37 · answer #4 · answered by heatherlynnmorrow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. Had I been Leroy, I'd find him! LOL. LOL.
2006-10-02 22:12:44 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gosh ......it's my lazy Monday.... I don't know .. do tell....LOL
2006-10-01 21:34:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋