Tiger Woods drives his Volvo into a gas station in Cork during his tour of Ireland.
The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner, unaware as to who the golf pro is, "Top o the morning to you young fella!"
As Tiger leans over to get out of the car, two tees fall out of his top pocket onto the ground.
"What are dey son?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger Woods.
"And what would dey be for then?" enquires the Irish man.
"They're for resting my b-a-l-l-s on while I'm driving" says Tiger Woods.
"Jaysus," says the Irish man, "Dem boys at Volvo just tink of everyting!"
2006-10-01 20:24:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Yep. That is a good one! LOL. LOL.
2006-10-02 22:23:12 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol I like it..
I misread it at first lol thought it said trees!!
2006-10-02 03:41:27 · answer #2 · answered by Nyla 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny!
2006-10-02 03:51:45 · answer #3 · answered by heatherlynnmorrow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is really funny.
2006-10-02 03:26:06 · answer #4 · answered by Drew 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! THATS a good joke!!!
2006-10-02 08:09:52 · answer #5 · answered by sueet2b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋