I know what my job is, the point has been made.
You say I have a big head, and you're right I'm afraid.
So put me in my place, and then leave me alone.
What I need most, is someone to drive me home.
What am I?
2006-10-01 20:08:08 · 24 answers · asked by slider 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Its meeeeeee and i am drunk at the pub again, i am sorry ! yes you are right my job is at home looking after you, did you have to make your point in front of everybody, well you got a big head too so please drive me home put me in bed with a bucket and leave me alone lol
2006-10-01 20:36:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A big shinny 6" nail
2006-10-02 03:53:08 · answer #2 · answered by Jonnygogo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a Nail. has a point. a big head. and drive me home. a nail.
2006-10-02 03:11:18 · answer #3 · answered by fordluvr22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dingbat hit the nail right on the head.
2006-10-02 03:12:54 · answer #4 · answered by manthintall 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A nail
2006-10-02 03:19:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If something important happens anywhere at all in the world no matter what time of the day or night you can always change the channel.
2006-10-02 03:09:06 · answer #6 · answered by blue.bios 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Nail.
2006-10-02 03:24:07 · answer #7 · answered by RM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Billiard ball?
2006-10-02 03:10:32 · answer #8 · answered by revlex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Taxi Or Black Cab. Or A Bus
2006-10-02 03:11:00 · answer #9 · answered by Romeo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nail. Do you have any more difficult riddles? That one was too easy.
2006-10-02 03:20:39 · answer #10 · answered by Copper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋