He has an Adams apple that isn’t an apple...
* Two calves that will never become cows...
* A nose bridge that doesn’t lead anywhere...
* A roof of the mouth that won’t cover anything...
* Twenty nails that won’t hold a board...
* A chest that won’t hold linen...
* Two t!ts that won’t give milk...
* Two buns that won’t feed anyone...
* A belly button that wont button...
* Two balls that won’t roll...
* An @ss that won’t pull a plow...
* An organ that won’t play music...
* A c0ck that won’t crow...
...And what are YOU laughing about?
You’ve got a p#ssy that won’t catch mice!
2006-10-01 19:07:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ooouu!! LOL. LOL. You are something else! LOL. LOL.
That is hilarious. Kudos to you! 10*
Thank you for the laughter.
2006-10-02 22:34:03 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ozzy Osbourne
Michelle..i mean Michael Jackson
2006-10-02 02:10:56 · answer #2 · answered by *No Doubt* 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah its true to a lot of guys but its different with my husband!he particularly had use each of his body parts well and its why after 27 years of my existence,ive finally decided to get married after seeing him,a wonderfully created masterpiece without the useless thing..
2006-10-02 02:17:37 · answer #3 · answered by summer79 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bro, I think you're absolutely make a big mistake by telling those Useless wordsfor man. I'm Proud to be a man. If i made mistakes as long as those are not smashed the rules, no problemo. Bro, Be proud to yourself. You've faith, right. We've GOD, let GOD reright the mistakes and refresh everything. Bro, if you have problems tell us ok
2006-10-02 02:31:43 · answer #4 · answered by Thomas Simbolon 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It was good until the very last part.
2006-10-02 03:07:07 · answer #5 · answered by AxisofOddity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
•Â·.·´¯`·.·•Omg Lol.. thats freaky How did You
know i was laughing lol..Lmao loved it,
Especially the ending Lol•Â·.·´¯`·.·•
2006-10-02 02:39:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, ha ha man u rocks
2006-10-02 02:12:01 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You put men in a whole new perspective.
lol
2006-10-02 02:15:23 · answer #8 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
jokingly , u are true . ur above imaginations are really superb but in real sense it 's not true .
2006-10-02 02:21:27 · answer #9 · answered by anshika_xyz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow what great info I get on this site...thanks a lot
2006-10-02 02:17:36 · answer #10 · answered by kamsmom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋