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Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she needed the money really bad. After long consideration, the manager hired her.

After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the factory floor and saw that the conveyer belt was backed up. The manager went downstairs to find out what the problem was. When he arrived there the blonde was sewing two marbles into the crotch of every Elmo.

The manager said,
''I told you to give each Elmo two test tickles,
not two testicles!!''

2006-10-01 18:08:53 · 25 answers · asked by dwh 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

i have nothing against blonds, my own hair is much lighter than my avatar, mostly because of a mix of gray or white in it.
it's just the 'fad' nowadays to do blond jokes that used to be 'polish' jokes in the old days.
i said adult because not to offend somebody, ya' know?

2006-10-01 19:52:05 · update #1

25 answers

ha
that was pretty good dude
=)
for the record...im blonde
you have to really be a dumb one to be offended by blonde jokes

2006-10-01 18:12:58 · answer #1 · answered by jes 3 · 0 0

Lol thats a funny one, I like it.

Ack why so easily offended (yes I am blonde!) omg get a sense of humour transplant.

2006-10-01 20:16:04 · answer #2 · answered by Nyla 4 · 0 0

Good thing the manager didn't tell her to "give each Elmo a prick".

2006-10-01 18:19:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yeah 1. i told this joke
2. I'm 16 how is that for adults

funny though ♥

2006-10-01 18:21:25 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

dat was a oky doky joke
if u hav got any better 1 den le' me know

2006-10-01 20:49:53 · answer #5 · answered by jasmine143 1 · 0 0

I've heard it before but it still gets a chuckle

2006-10-01 18:12:19 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 0 0

Do u have something against blonde women?

2006-10-01 18:11:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

That was great. That blond, she gets me every time.

2006-10-01 18:17:27 · answer #8 · answered by Drew 4 · 0 0

good one.....9 out of 10

2006-10-01 18:45:59 · answer #9 · answered by mr_BIG 3 · 0 0

hahah

poor blondes, get made fun all the time, yet take themselves rather seriously,,
hahaha

2006-10-01 18:12:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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