Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she needed the money really bad. After long consideration, the manager hired her.
After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the factory floor and saw that the conveyer belt was backed up. The manager went downstairs to find out what the problem was. When he arrived there the blonde was sewing two marbles into the crotch of every Elmo.
The manager said,
''I told you to give each Elmo two test tickles,
not two testicles!!''
2006-10-01
18:08:53
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➔ Jokes & Riddles
i have nothing against blonds, my own hair is much lighter than my avatar, mostly because of a mix of gray or white in it.
it's just the 'fad' nowadays to do blond jokes that used to be 'polish' jokes in the old days.
i said adult because not to offend somebody, ya' know?
2006-10-01
19:52:05 ·
update #1