What is the funniest rhetorical question that you remember your parents asking you as a child?
2006-10-01 18:01:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
do you really think im that stupid??
2006-10-01 18:05:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, I wasn't born in a barn, but I was born in a wooden Army hospital in the middle of the Louisiana bayou.
Anyway, how about "Stop crying before I give you something to cry about." I know that it's not a question per se but to me it follows the same rhetoric.
2006-10-02 01:10:00 · answer #2 · answered by the_green_grass_horse 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Again, I know this isn't a question, but as soon as I seen your question, I automatically thought of this and figured I'd share it anyway.
I grew up living with my grandparents. My grandfather served in the Vietnam War. He's 6'7 and husky. He's very strict, doesn't talk much, never smiles or anything of the sorts.
My siblings and I always used to hate having to go to a store with him because he would walk in front of us, make sure there were people around and let out the loudest, nastiest smelling fart he could possibly muster up, turn around and shout "Well ain't that embarrassin'?" - With the funniest and undoubtedly thickest southeren accent I have ever heard....then literally running away...
Haha. Gotta love Gramps.
2006-10-02 01:14:52 · answer #3 · answered by Momma Jette 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Actually, for us it was my mother's (a city girl), "Were you raised in a barn???" to which we would always smile and say... "Nope! We actually live with all the critters up there in the big house." We grew up on a ranch and spent a lot of time in the barn!
2006-10-02 01:27:14 · answer #4 · answered by cgspitfire 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not really what my parents asked me as a child but "Do bears sh!t in the woods?"
2006-10-02 01:12:11 · answer #5 · answered by Ben H 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
and I quote! "this place looks like a sh*t house for a bald headed china-man."
I know its not a question, but I had to tell you!
how about...
"that's dumber than a sack of hammers!"
or if you got in trouble....
"I'm gonna beat your @ss until your nose bleeds!"
2006-10-02 01:07:56 · answer #6 · answered by and,or,nand,nor 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Is the Pope Chatholic.?
2006-10-02 01:02:18 · answer #7 · answered by LadyCatherine 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
How many times do I have to tell you? I said the same thing to my son at age five and he said,"Ten?".
2006-10-02 01:20:41 · answer #8 · answered by RIDLEY 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If your friend jumped off a bridge would you do it too?
2006-10-02 01:19:57 · answer #9 · answered by Helen F 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
This is gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you.
2006-10-02 01:05:30 · answer #10 · answered by Willnotlietoyou 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What are you - stupid ?
Who do you think you are ?
What the f--- were you thinking ?
(I got in trouble alot back then) !
2006-10-02 08:57:48 · answer #11 · answered by jarhed 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋