One day a blonde is driving home when she rear-ends a man in his truck. The man stops and yells at her to get out of her car, so she steps out and tries to apologize.
He then draws a circle in the sand and tells her to stand inside and not to step out. He goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, walks over to her car, and smashes in the window.
She begins to giggle, so he looks back at her angrily and tells her to be quiet. Then he starts beating in the hood of her car.
She giggles again, and he turns to her and says, "You're askin' for it, lady!" Then he smashes in her windshield.
By this time the blonde is laughing hysterically, so he looks at her and yells, "What's so funny!?"
She laughs again and replies, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle three times."
2006-10-01 17:59:59 · 27 answers · asked by dwh 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i have heard people say that if you don't pick a best answer... you don't care,...
but i will put this to a voyr so you all can get points for voting for each other,
or vote for yourself!
and i will try to break the tie!
(too many good ones to choose???)
2006-10-03 15:59:04 · update #1
sorry voyr= vote...typo*
2006-10-03 16:01:11 · update #2
hahaha
2006-10-01 18:01:06 · answer #1 · answered by Busy Diyosa 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The blonds are smarter than you think. This seventeen year old blond drove the car on the freeway for the first time eventhough she was not allowed. She had an accident and guess what, the police report was in her favor. I think that she was so inexperienced, more than likely it was her fault. So if you are in an accident with a blond, protect yourself, joke aside.
2006-10-02 01:09:11 · answer #2 · answered by observer 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is funny. Here is one for you:
A blond decided to ride a horse with no prier experience. She mounts the horse and the horse immediately springs into motion. The horse goes into a fast gallop picking up speed as it goes. The blond starts to slip and grabs onto the horse's main for support. She screams for help and to her rescue a Wall-Mart employee walks by and and turns the horse off.
2006-10-02 01:12:37 · answer #3 · answered by Drew 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not really because I have blonde hair. But i'm game. how about this one, Why did the blonde keep staring at the orange juice carton? Because it said concentrate!!! HA HA!
2006-10-02 01:04:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, it's alright. Not the funniest I've heard.
2006-10-02 01:02:12 · answer #5 · answered by Pamela N 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol, silly but funny.
2006-10-02 03:18:13 · answer #6 · answered by Nyla 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like Rhonda's joke better...but this one was ok too
2006-10-02 02:29:58 · answer #7 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but I LOVE IT!
2006-10-02 01:02:24 · answer #8 · answered by Putt 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How do you keep a blonde busy? (look below)
How do you keep a blonde busy? (look above)
2006-10-02 01:02:41 · answer #9 · answered by italianbaby 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-02 03:27:29 · answer #10 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋