there are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. suddenly, a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. a man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
'hello?'
'honey, its me! are you at the club?
'yes.'
'great! I’m at the mall. I saw a beautiful mink coat...it is absolutely gorgeous! can I buy it?
'how much is it, honey?'
'only $6000.'
'okay, go ahead and get it if you like it that much.'
'thanks! well, I also stopped by at the Mercedes Benz dealership and saw the latest models. the salesman gave me a really good price on a trade-in for our current car. you'd just love it sweetheart?'
'well, what price did he give?'
'only $60,000!'
'okay, but for that price I want it with all the options, petal.'
'great! before I go, there’s something else...'
'what, sweetheart?'
'well, I stopped by the real-estate window and saw the house we looked at last year, with the pool, acre of English gardens and views over the beach. its now on sale!'
'wow! How much are they asking?’
‘just $800,000
‘what do you know, I think we should buy it! It sounds like a fantastic deal. Go in and make an offer, pumpkin
‘thanks, sweetheart! I love you so much!’
‘you too, baby…’
And then the man hangs up, closes the cell phones flap and asks all those present…’so, does anyone know who this phone belongs to?’
2006-10-01 17:56:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i am out of questions but i will be back tomorrow or whenever i have free time
2006-10-01 17:57:31 · update #1
LMAO haha that was great and yeah do you ever sleep? You're always on here! ♥
2006-10-01 18:23:53 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ashwani Anand
2015-10-17 05:02:38 · answer #2 · answered by Ashwani 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rotten thing to do to the other guy but a funny joke!
2006-10-01 18:08:07 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I haven't heard that one before! Good job
2006-10-01 20:32:23 · answer #4 · answered by Drew 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha thats a good one 10/10
Love it :-D
2006-10-01 20:20:29 · answer #5 · answered by Nyla 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha!
2006-10-01 17:59:58 · answer #6 · answered by Putt 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-10-01 19:57:14 · answer #7 · answered by Simon Says Touch Your Nose 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice one
2006-10-01 18:31:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the phone belongs to whoever the phone says it belongs to or whoever has a wife. he should have asked who is this
2006-10-01 18:15:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol Very hilarious
2006-10-01 20:26:12 · answer #10 · answered by Chinky 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋