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SICK LEAVE
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take any leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are
you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out.
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?"

You're gonna love this...... )
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark..

2006-10-01 17:22:00 · 13 answers · asked by Yellowstonedogs 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

What a stupid woman, i'm blond and i would have just asked someone else to hang from the ceiling so i could go on working.

2006-10-01 21:31:45 · answer #1 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 2 0

Lmao

2006-10-01 17:43:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

a blonde pulling a fast one on the boss.

2006-10-01 18:49:01 · answer #3 · answered by san_pellegrino 4 · 0 0

Ha ha! I've never heard that before! Good one!

2006-10-01 17:28:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

That was funny. Very funny.

2006-10-01 17:36:22 · answer #5 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 0 0

I've never heard that one before.

2006-10-01 17:28:12 · answer #6 · answered by Susan L 7 · 1 0

That was pretty funny

2006-10-01 17:24:29 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 0 0

a little funny

2006-10-01 17:32:24 · answer #8 · answered by barry r 6 · 1 0

hahahahahaha dats a very funny one!!

2006-10-01 18:38:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

So cute.

2006-10-02 04:08:46 · answer #10 · answered by Jackie M 3 · 0 0

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