1. enjoy talking about football. its a very intellectual game
2. learn the precise art of pouring a beer. and then pour many
3. bring your own jacket
4. don’t make him hold your purse
5. shopping is not fascinating
6. men don’t want to talk about marriage on the first date. or after the first year. or at all
7. don’t act clucky when you see little kids
8. when he asks for a threesome with and your best friend, he is only joking
9. unless the answer is yes. in which case, can he videotape it?
10. and show his buddies the next day?
2006-10-01
17:16:46
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