The wife sneaked up behind her husband and hit him over the head with a frying pan.
He said, "What was that for?"
She said, "The paper I found in your pocket with 'Mary Lou' written on it!"
He said, "Oh that was the name of a horse I bet on at the track!"
A few days later she came up behind him and hit him with a bigger skillet. When he came to, he asked her why she did that.
She said, "Your horse just called you on the phone!"
2006-10-01 17:10:14 · 10 answers · asked by NANCY K 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WELL I HEARD IT THIS WAY. THIS HUSBAND SAID HE AND HIS WIFE WAS HAVING SOME PROBLEMS. THE PREACHER SAID WHATS THE MAIN PROBLEM. HE REPLIED-I WANT HER TO MAKE THE COFFEE IN THE MORNING BUT I GET UP BEFORE HER. JOEL OPENED HIS BIBLE AND SAID---YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND YOUR ANSWER IN THIS BOOK. HEBREWS
2006-10-01 18:23:16 · answer #1 · answered by lllordsangel 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: What is the difference between a Christian evangelical street preacher and a prostitute? A: The prostitute knows when its time to leave. Here's another...A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has a part in the play. She asks, "What part is it? The boy says, "I play the part of the Jewish husband." The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part." Well, since you seem to only be doing JW jokes, and I'm an atheist, here's one... Q: What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah’s Witness? A: A person who knocks on your door for no reason
2016-03-18 03:31:59 · answer #2 · answered by Shane 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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That's funny!
2006-10-02 08:07:15 · answer #3 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love Joel Osteen! I'm trying to read his book right now, (I'm not much of a reader, but I'm trying!) I love to listen to his tv programs! It would be awesome to go see him at the Lakewood Church.
(--That sounds like I "can't" read huh?? I just get bored reading)
2006-10-01 17:13:53 · answer #4 · answered by jeter's gal 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hebrews Coffee Joke
2017-02-20 12:08:04 · answer #5 · answered by satya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2006-10-01 17:11:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep, that's a goodie! LOL. LOL.
2006-10-02 22:49:36 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
funny
2006-10-01 17:12:00 · answer #8 · answered by Your best friend 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He should have rode the whores instead of betting the horse.
2006-10-01 17:55:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha cool one
2006-10-01 18:48:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋