who knows there dating definitions?

Question

1. dating: the process of spending lots of money and time in order to sleep with someone
2. eye contact: used to signal interest. many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not due to shyness, but because a woman’s eyes are not located in her chest

3. indifference: a women’s feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as 'playing hard to get.'

4. one night stand: what you call a date where you really like somebody and want to start a relationship, but they don’t like you enough to bother ringing again

5. nymphomaniac: a mans term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does

6. love at first sight: what you experience on the basis of looks alone before you actually realize what a loser the other person is

7. law of relativity: how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how drunk you are

Answer 1

Actually, from a woman's perspective:
1. Dating is the process of wasting time with someone until you are honest with yourself and realize you never liked him in the first place.
2. Eye contact can be crucial, unless you are seeing double.
3. Indifference: Right on, except sometimes it IS an act to play "hard to get".
4. One night stand: what u say when u can't remember their name.
5. Nympho: a woman's term for a man who is screwing around.
6. Love at first sight: Sorry, I still think it exists.
7. Law of relativity: When I say that my big brother is gonna kick your @*& if u don't stop harassing me!
that was cool, peace out!

Answer 2

Sad but true!

Answer 3

lol the second one is hilarious lol ♥