The Japenese eat little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink a lot of red wine and they, too, suffer fewer heart attacks than the Birtish or Americans.
CONCLUSION : Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
2006-10-01 16:53:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok that was funny and it explains why Spanish is becoming such a popular language to learn in the America.
2006-10-01 17:01:20 · answer #1 · answered by giya_98 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not necessarilly, acting English is what drives more people to kill you in my opinion.
2006-10-01 23:58:23 · answer #2 · answered by Lauren C.: Led-head 4 (∞) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apparently, breathing is what kills you.
You better stop doing it. ummmm, no, wait, yeah, no, wait...have some bacon instead.
2006-10-01 23:57:31 · answer #3 · answered by auntiegrav 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to invent my own language and beat death altogether.
2006-10-01 23:55:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dumb jokes on yahoo answers is going to kill me !!
2006-10-01 23:55:27 · answer #5 · answered by kamsmom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2006-10-01 23:54:44 · answer #6 · answered by R@chel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!!
2006-10-02 00:50:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No comprende.
2006-10-01 23:55:53 · answer #8 · answered by woundbyte 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm american I'm screwed
2006-10-01 23:56:07 · answer #9 · answered by kerry9477 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok whatever
2006-10-02 00:17:58 · answer #10 · answered by iisasnowboarder 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋