Funny Gender Jokes - The Perfect Couple
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?
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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
Men keep'a scrollin'...
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.
2006-10-01 16:35:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes i read the last part.. lol whatever..
2006-10-01 16:39:24 · answer #1 · answered by OrangePie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If women are incapable of listening-- does THAT not make them imperfect as well ???-- I suppose this "perfect" woman would not have had an accident in the first place -- if indeed-- she WERE perfect!!!--lol -- ty for a great laugh that I shared with my wonderfully IMPERFECT wife-- signed -- Mr imperfect
2006-10-02 00:30:14 · answer #2 · answered by dvdfulghum 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One of the Best ive ever read
2006-10-02 00:06:20 · answer #3 · answered by stl34 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought that last part was funny. :D Awesome joke.
2006-10-01 23:37:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! I couldn't help reading that last part, so. . . you might be right!
2006-10-01 23:40:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny and cute i am soo copying that
2006-10-01 23:46:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke and so true.
2006-10-01 23:39:49 · answer #7 · answered by George K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was really funny. i really never do listen =P
2006-10-01 23:38:29 · answer #8 · answered by smiles0289 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaah :)
2006-10-01 23:47:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats was a good one! lol
2006-10-01 23:42:25 · answer #10 · answered by PoohBear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋