One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football game. As the first half went along, the big animals were scoring at will. Every time they got the ball they would run it in for a touchdown.
Then came the second half...
First play: The elephant runs the ball up the middle. WAP!! Tackled for a five-yard loss.
The little animals go back to the huddle cheering and congratulating each other.
"Who made that tackle?" asked the ant.
"I did," said the centipede.
Second play: The rhinoceros runs the ball up the middle. WHOMP!! Tackled for another five-yard loss.
Back in the huddle the flea asked, "Who made that great stop?"
"I did," said the centipede.
Third play: The gorilla tries an end sweep, led by the hippo throwing the lead blocks. SMACK!! Centipede tackles him for a 10-yard loss. Back in the huddle, the gnat asked the centipede, "Where were you in the first half?"
The centipede replied, "Puttin' on my shoes!"
2006-10-01 16:34:39 · 16 answers · asked by sistah2sista 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i think your right!!!!!
funny!!!!!!! and cute too.
2006-10-01 16:38:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-10-02 00:07:56 · answer #2 · answered by hey you 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It made me laugh out loud! The unexpected is always the best! LOL. LOL.
Kudos to you.
Have a great day! Thanks for the laughter.
2006-10-03 06:02:36 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! Tasteful, something you could tell the whole family! Thank you :)
2006-10-02 00:22:57 · answer #4 · answered by XxbrooklynnxX 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute
2006-10-01 23:39:34 · answer #5 · answered by R@chel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good clean humor. I love it.
2006-10-01 23:54:29 · answer #6 · answered by Understood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL >.< its a good one! He should run bare footed!
2006-10-01 23:48:47 · answer #7 · answered by ♥♥Pro♥♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is amusing. It made me smile, at least.
2006-10-01 23:42:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was cute
2006-10-01 23:39:42 · answer #9 · answered by smiles0289 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA, that was funny
2006-10-01 23:38:57 · answer #10 · answered by 2"CUTE"2B30 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i read all ur jokes and this was my fav
2006-10-02 00:20:01 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋