2006-10-01 16:31:00 · 15 answers · asked by SPOOKSHOW NUTTER 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
When rocks are proven to be men and have balls.
2006-10-01 16:33:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I could be reading this or watching The Simpsons tonight. But either way it's all about the idiots. I wish people would actually open a book and try to understand what they're talking about before they start criticizing. For example, I've read the New Testament cover to cover, so I feel confident in calling it a pile of bullsh*t. This person has obviously never attended even an elementary biology class, or read even a brief article on evolution. I hope other morons will learn from this question and decide to not air out their ignorance for all the world to see.
2006-10-01 16:38:45 · answer #2 · answered by Paul J 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well, the evidence clearly shows that most creationists are still very closesly related to rocks - just look inside their heads. Ad hominem aside, evolutionists make no such claim. Evolution is not concerned with how life originated on Earth, only how it came to exist at such a high level of complexity.
2006-10-01 16:33:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Adam was made from Dirt.
We all came from Adam.
Rocks are compressed Dirt.
Did you know that the Rocks cry out in Praise to GOD?
The Cassette Tapes (remember?) are made out of Ground up Rocks.
Christians have recorded Praise Music on them years ago.
CD's are Plastic and Aluminum.
Aluminum comes from Rocks.
2006-10-01 16:35:38 · answer #4 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I admit it. I believe we all came from rocks. We were created from dust and then the two lonely critters who came first spawned an entire planet.
Oops, sh*t, wrong belief system.
2006-10-01 16:38:18 · answer #5 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I suppose when it's proven that's the case. The two main competing ideas right now involve hydrocarbons in space and terrestrial clays.
You have a porn star as your avatar by the way. Is that what Jesus would do?
2006-10-01 16:34:42 · answer #6 · answered by lenny 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I admit we came from inanimate materials. Whats wrong with that admission, its not like we are ashamed, or think it sounds ridiculous. It makes logical, rational sense.
2006-10-01 16:38:24 · answer #7 · answered by Game Theorist 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's at least one word in your question that you don't seem to know the meaning of. There are several possibilities.
2006-10-01 16:47:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Huh? I believe we evolved from space amoebas.
2006-10-01 16:34:47 · answer #9 · answered by Skeff 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never
2006-10-01 16:36:23 · answer #10 · answered by mzatk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm guessing that you got an F in high school biology.
2006-10-01 16:34:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋