A man happens upon a friend and sees that his friend's car is wrecked and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt, and blood. He asks his friend, "What happened to your car?"
"Well," the friend responses, "I ran into a lawyer."
"OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches, and the dirt?"
"Well, I had to chase him all through the park."
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A cop pulled over a car for swerving all over the road. The blonde at the wheel looked very confused and scared.
"What's going on here, ma'am?"
"Well, I was driving along when all of a sudden there was a tree right in my path. I swerved to miss it, but there was another tree. And after that, another, and another."
The cop looked inside her car and sighed.
"Ma'am. That's your air freshener."
2006-10-01 16:26:23 · 13 answers · asked by sistah2sista 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love the lawyer one!! Heard the blond one before, still funny :)
Thank you :)
2006-10-01 17:27:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were hilarious! I loved both of them! I'm still laughing.
2006-10-01 16:40:38 · answer #2 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
and 2 more ha ha's because the bottom one was funny!!!
2006-10-01 21:44:21 · answer #3 · answered by Perfectly Flawed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha
2006-10-01 16:28:53 · answer #4 · answered by The Ferg Wife 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmafo, omg, those two were soo funny!
2006-10-01 16:29:55 · answer #5 · answered by Classic Couture 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Good Ones. LOL.
2006-10-02 23:03:52 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute!
2006-10-01 16:30:59 · answer #7 · answered by Some Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny ...funny ...funny !!
2006-10-01 16:28:31 · answer #8 · answered by kamsmom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-01 16:28:06 · answer #9 · answered by goodyis2cute 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really needed that laugh; Thanks
2006-10-01 16:30:16 · answer #10 · answered by 2"CUTE"2B30 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋