Would you golf against God, wouldn't God always hit a hole in one?

Answer 1

I'd let my mom golf against God. She plays at least once a week. I stink at golf. She'd have a better shot at beating the old bird.

Answer 2

Evidentally, you don't understand much about God.
He wouldn't hit 'a' hole in one, He'd hit once, and the ball would bounce out of each hole and into the next one.

But Jesus, if Jesus wanted to play golf, he wouldn't make it a miracle unless that was the only way to get my attention. The whole thing would probably be a way to get me to calm down and not focus immediately on refuting what he was saying so that he could get some point across to me.

Answer 3

You would lose everytime, read on.


Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf one day.

Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. It landed in the
fairway but rolled directly toward a water trap. Quickly Moses raised
his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound.

Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly
toward the same water trap. It landed directly in the center of the pond
and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the
pond and chipped it up onto the green.

The third guy got up and sort of randomly whacked the ball. It headed
out over the fence and into on-coming traffic on a nearby street. It
bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there it bounced onto
the roof of a nearby shack and rolled down into the gutter, down the
downspout, out onto the fairway and right toward the same pond. On the
way to the pond, it hit a little stone and bounced out o ver the water,
onto a lily pad where it rested quietly. Suddenly, a very large bullfrog
jumped up on the lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just
then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they
pass over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball,
which bounced right into the hole for a beautiful hole in one.

Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad.

Answer 4

If it were a par 3 course.

If you played God in golf, would you take any mulligans?

Actually....Jesus would give you as many mulligans as you need to score a hole in one on every hole!

Answer 5

i will answer with HUMOR


Jesus Moses and a little old man are golfing.. the first hits the ball and it lands square in a water trap...he walks to the trap , raises his arms above his head and the trap splits he walks to the center and hits his ball to the green....

Jesus shakes his head at Moses's cheating tactics...

Jesus hits his ball and it lands in a water trap....jesus walks out onto the water and a rog brings the ball to the surface and he hits it to the green..

the little old man walks to the balland hits it with his cane...it lands in the water trap...

a frog brings it to the surface.
a large bird takes it from the frog and drops in the rough.
a squirrel picks it up and takes it to the green where it rools to the very edge of the hold and then a strong wind blows and knocks it inot the hole....

Moses looks to jesus and says

"I hate it when your Dad plays"

Answer 6

So is this a question about God that you want to be only answered by fellow Athiests and people who agree with you? Why even ask about God?

Answer 7

If I were a golfer, I'd see no problem with it.

Have you not read where Jacob wrestled with God? Who won? Actually, it was a draw!

Of course, God manifested himself in a physical form that was equal to Jacob's strength. I would imagine he would do similarly for a match with any of us.

Answer 8

He would if he is as omnipotent as it is claimed. Golf no.. I don't like it myself.. now tennis, bowling, ice hockey, soccer...maybe

Answer 9

Well, you know at least the ball would never sink in any water traps.

Answer 10

you golf "with" god.