GENDER ITEMS
ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.
SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.
COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.
TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over
inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.
SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on.
SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
2006-10-01 16:03:20 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
rotflmao, absolutely brilliant, so funny wd
2006-10-01 16:06:30 · answer #1 · answered by Cassie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kidneys, Hour-Glasses & Web page .. they r absolutly female.
I like using these things ..
2006-10-01 23:17:41 · answer #2 · answered by Digitally Й!Й 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were all very good! The last one did surprise me, so funny!
2006-10-01 23:56:57 · answer #3 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA.
The copier one gave me a good laugh.
2006-10-01 23:15:35 · answer #4 · answered by Tiffany* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, simply cute!
2006-10-01 23:07:59 · answer #5 · answered by missmozee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, that was tootooo funny, you made my day!
2006-10-01 23:16:00 · answer #6 · answered by Classic Couture 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice and clean, verry good
2006-10-01 23:17:35 · answer #7 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahha
awsome!
truer words have never been said!!
2006-10-02 04:48:03 · answer #8 · answered by Perfectly Flawed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for the :)
2006-10-02 11:17:49 · answer #9 · answered by Jackie M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny
2006-10-01 23:06:17 · answer #10 · answered by sarah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋