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I have never actually heard the ending of this and it came up in a conversation today. Obviously my education is lacking. (lol) Email me if you prefer.

2006-10-01 15:09:46 · 10 answers · asked by its me! 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
—Princeton Tiger

But he followed the pair to Pawtucket,
The man and the girl with the bucket;
And he said to the man,
He was welcome to Nan,
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.
—Chicago Tribune

Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset,
Where he still held the cash as an asset,
But Nan and the man
Stole the money and ran,
And as for the bucket, Manhasset.
—Exchange

Of this story we hear from Nantucket,
About the mysterious loss of a bucket,
We are sorry for Nan,
As well as the man—
The cash and the bucket, Pawtucket.
—Pawtucket Times

And our newest additions:

The man saw Pa leave with the bucket,
Said he 'Nan, go home to Nantucket.
Sneak into the house,
And quick as a mouse,
Out the window, the bucket, you chuck it.”
—C. Alan Reber, Arizona

For the next few years, then, the man,
Wondered where he went wrong with his Nan.
But with his new wife,
Went on with his life,
And never had children again.
—Ricky Lee Edwards, Monrovia, CA

Their bucket of cash bought a garden,
with a Nantucket cottage to reside in,
The Geraniums grew,
and the next thing they knew,
Pa, Nan, and her man had a fortune.
—Tris Coffin, Pittsburgh, PA

The good life! Investments and plans...
Still, the years swallowed most of Paw's clan.
Nan's kids got that bucket
Full of stock in Nantucket.
Dreadful snobs, they're ashamed of old Nan.
—Peggy Ross, Reedsville, WV

The problem Nan had wasn't nice.
It seems her man suffered from vice.
His drinking was bad,
but what made her quite sad,
was he lost all their money at dice!
—Carl Davis, New Waverly, Indiana

Visited Nan and her man on Nantucket
Oyster in hand, man said, You shuck it
Fresh from the shell into the pan
Dinner for me, Nan and man
Tomorrow, clams'l fill our bucket
—Cynthia Gallant-Simpson, aboard the trawler Briganta

With the boys the man began drinking,
A behavior that started Nan thinking
That her husband once sweet,
Was the party-girl's treat,
And his time with the boys would be shrinking.
—Steve Todd, Nantucket (Originally GA)

There once was a girl in Nantucket
He and Nan took a walk with a bucket.
Oops, a seagull flew low,
He had nowhere to go,
But Nan, she was able to duck it.
—Sandra Williams, Philadelphia, PA

Nan had it sent up to Alaska,
It’s farther, she thought, than Nebraska.
Did she and her man,
Fool her Pa with this plan?
The next time I see her, Alaska.
—mailed to us by 'A California Dale,' who credits
his inspiration to Margaret Dale, whose contribution
to this tale appears at www.yesterdaysisland.com

Let’s be clear on Miss Nan and her mate,
The bucket of cash sealed her fate,
Though her motives were pure,
And the good life seemed sure,
‘Twas a community property state.
—Peter Homes,Washington, DC

2006-10-01 16:09:25 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket

2006-10-01 22:22:04 · answer #2 · answered by Beth G 2 · 2 0

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose Dick was so long he could suck it! I once heard him say, with a devilish grin, if my ear was a **** I would **** it!

2006-10-01 22:14:12 · answer #3 · answered by weewilley2006 1 · 2 0

There actually isn't one...there's several...both clean and not. Wikipedia explains the truth about it.

2006-10-02 00:41:39 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 1 0

if i tell you they'll kick me off the internet

2006-10-01 23:25:52 · answer #5 · answered by soulvendor2002 2 · 0 1

his chicken was feathery so he plucked it...
I wasn't going to answer but I said aw fu... forget it

2006-10-01 22:27:30 · answer #6 · answered by sophia 4 · 2 0

just use the internet

2006-10-01 22:11:49 · answer #7 · answered by girlzlikebob 1 · 0 1

CANT ANSWER ON THIS SITE LOL

2006-10-01 22:12:26 · answer #8 · answered by shannonlee05@sbcglobal.net 6 · 0 1

Who got his head stuck in a bucket

i have been reported enough here .........
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....................................................LOL

2006-10-01 22:13:55 · answer #9 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0 1

don't no

2006-10-01 23:10:15 · answer #10 · answered by erilso 2 · 0 1

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