1. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
2. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping", now I just "chunky dunk"
3. The early bird still has to eat worms.
4. The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them.
5. Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
6. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
7. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
8. My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that's what he said.
9. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
10. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
11. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!
12. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
2006-10-01 15:08:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
:) makes sence alrite. plus u made me laugh so thank u ♥
2006-10-01 15:13:03 · answer #1 · answered by Belosnezhka (aka Gex) 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i- excrerise calas forget the clothes go totally nude.2--still go skinyy diping at 21 , now and, dont wory about weight at 123 pounds tops.3--yes i gues, 4---yes stuf that looks like it walked acro the table but thats not how i cook.5-- right.6--yes.7--yes.8-- dont have a huby got a boyfriend.9--- know the word suck really well.10--yes truuth.11- right. i gues iam a guy!12- right/
2006-10-01 15:14:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All the time # 5 especially.
Makes me wonder why I bother coming in here.
2006-10-01 15:12:44 · answer #3 · answered by a_poor_misguided_soul 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And my husband wears a t-shirt that says "I just do what the voices in my wife's head tell me to do", because I told him to wear it.
2006-10-01 15:10:35 · answer #4 · answered by finaldx 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Right on! LOL. Many a true word is spoken in jest! LOL.
Hope your week is going well!
2006-10-02 08:35:53 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
13. If something can go wrong, it will. And yet we often act surprised when it does.
2006-10-01 15:11:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
And when you win the rat race, you're still a rat
2006-10-01 15:09:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yup.
2006-10-01 15:43:38 · answer #8 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
Love 'em!
2006-10-01 15:11:14 · answer #9 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good.
2006-10-01 15:10:59 · answer #10 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋