my dog is a huge coward. he might say, "I think i see dead people."
The cat i used to took care of before she is missing probably would always say, "Thank god for this delicious meal. No girlfriend (Her best friend's a dog) this is mine!"
2006-10-01 14:54:00 · 30 answers · asked by mystic_lonewolf22 5 in Pets ➔ Cats
We have several dogs and that's something I honestly say, I never asked myself, lol. Let's see, Storm our German Shepherd, that's my husband's dog. He would probably ask my husband, "Hey man, why don't you ride on the back of the truck this time and let me drive." Our Alaskan Malamute, she would probably make the statement to me, "I think you need to set my appointment up with the groomer this week."
We have two small dogs as well, Chico and Wanda. Chico would probably be heard telling Wanda, "I told you the day you moved in, I eat and you get what's left." And Wanda continually be telling Chico, Not again Chico, I have a headache."
We also recently had a liter of puppies from Wanda as well as from Sudie, our Malamute. They probably would be talking among themselves in baby talk about how their parents are all crazy, vein, or very dysfunctional. LOL.
Oh by the way, their names are Georgia, Shiloh, and CJ.
2006-10-01 15:47:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most pets I see are rescues I get from others. They'd probably say "how come my owner dumped me?" or "I've been sick for so long. How come nobody would take me to a vet?" or "why did they hit me all the time?".
Maybe it's better that animals can't dwell on the past or ask us things.
2006-10-01 22:01:53 · answer #2 · answered by Funchy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have this cotton catnip mouse play toy tied to the end of a piece of fishing pole. So my cat would say " before you feed me you can brush me out. After that we can play catch the mouse for awhile. Then you can go away and leave me alone cause I'm tired and I want to go to sleep".
2006-10-01 22:10:23 · answer #3 · answered by quantumview 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dog would say.. I want to go out and play
My cat would say: I want to eat
2006-10-01 22:10:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol..How funny.. Mine wouls say Mommy where's my food? or Mommy where is daddy ? When is he comming home? Mommy can i pleaseeeeeeeeee play in the water? I promise to leave u alone if i can..lol
2006-10-01 23:36:05 · answer #5 · answered by Rain32 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My rottweiler would say
1. Feed me!!
2. Out.. please? Out!!
3. C'mon, scratch my tummy?
4. Oh, how come I can't be on the carpet with you?
5. Play? Play?? Play??!! Yesss!!
2006-10-01 22:07:25 · answer #6 · answered by Mmerobin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The older male would probally say...let me out so I can go in the woods and kill something.
2006-10-01 22:11:04 · answer #7 · answered by MAD MEL 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm Not getting up get me a piece of bacon
2006-10-01 22:01:28 · answer #8 · answered by chelsea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DOGS would say "I'm outside and happy so long as you give me tasty food and water...(pant-pant)...."
CATS undeniably say, "You live here inside WITH me.. - I make the rules here..."
2006-10-01 22:03:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
my big fat kitty would demand wet food. all day. every day. non-stop. he does that now, in kitty language.
my other, crazy cat would probably speak in tongues.
2006-10-01 22:59:00 · answer #10 · answered by woodpecker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋