A blonde man showed up at work one day with a black eye. When his co- workers saw him they asked him what had happened. He told them it had happened at church. They didn't believe him, and wanted to know what really happened.
So he told them, "I went to the church. I got on my knees and prayed. When I stood up to sing the hymns, there in front of me was the biggest woman I had ever seen. Her dress was stuck in her butt-crack, so being the gentleman I am, I reached over and pulled it out for her. She did not like that, so she hit me." The guys laughed and ribbed him about it all day.
The next week he showed up to work and his face was beaten really badly! Again the guys asked him what had happened and he told them he'd got beaten up at church. Again they didn't believe him, so he explained, "I went to the church. I got on my knees and prayed. When I stood up to sing the hymns, there in front of me was that same big woman with her dress again stuck up her butt-crack."
At this point the other men interrupted and said, "Please tell us you didn't pull her dress out of her crack again?"
"No, the guy standing beside me did, and I knew she didn't like that, so I shoved it back in."
2006-10-01 14:30:30 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehehe nice to hear a blonde guy joke...very good.........
2006-10-01 14:55:58 · answer #1 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the shaggy dog tale is old and use to be humorous and how on earth do YOU get 35 human beings to respond on your shaggy dog tale, what the heck is up with that?!! i will in no way get extra desirable than 4 human beings to respond to mine, geez, some human beings get each and every of the luck.
2016-10-18 08:05:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep, that wuz a Blond! LOL.
Good One!
Have a great day!
2006-10-02 08:42:22 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh! I heard that from my dad last year.
2006-10-02 12:58:29 · answer #4 · answered by ~♥P!ATD♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am guessing he used his thumb
2006-10-01 14:52:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one
2006-10-01 15:23:05 · answer #6 · answered by Ana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-01 14:55:59 · answer #7 · answered by rhondasue369 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha OMG!!!! I love it!
2006-10-01 14:50:51 · answer #8 · answered by Jen J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA, made me laugh out loud.
2006-10-01 14:35:46 · answer #9 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one lol
2006-10-01 15:03:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋