1)Rain is Jesus's wee-wee
2)Wine makes mommy clever
3)Its unlucky NOT to name every ant you see for your whole life
4)Put a slice of ham in the DVD player and it will play a shot film about pigs.
5)One in ten fish are afraid of water
6)Mice collect your dandruff and eat them as cornflakes
7)If you try a vegetable,you ight like it!
8)They say two snowflakes are the same,but who's ever checked? I'll give you $100 if you find me a maching pair.
9)It was grandad who burned your Barney videos.Not us!
8)Yor dad is a super hero!He was bitten by a raidoactive man,giving him all the powers of a man.His super-hero name is man-man.His super-hero costumeis jeans and a t-shirt from Gap.His arch-nemesis is called 'All the Stuff that needs doing.'
The End!
Now go and play and never ever tall fibs!
2006-10-01 14:20:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Go to the school/college, study hard, get great notes, get graduated, find a safety job and you will live rich and happily ever after.
2006-10-01 14:37:51 · answer #1 · answered by outoftheshadows 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why in the world would anyone want to tell a lie to their kids? Except for number 7. They really might Find that they will like a certain vegetable if they try it and that isn't a lie, it is just a statement. And as for number 1 - that is not even funny. And number 2 - come on. This would make a child think drinking is o.k., and you need to drink wine to be clever. WRONG.
2006-10-01 14:42:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you don't watch TV 16 hours a day ... you'll grow horrid boils and the boogie man is going to get them.
2006-10-01 14:24:54 · answer #3 · answered by Jawan Kasfaritan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All the old shows are in black and white because nobody had invented color yet
2006-10-01 14:28:41 · answer #4 · answered by Ben 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think if you lie to kids that teaches them to be untrusting and to lie to others.
just MHO
2006-10-01 14:22:54 · answer #5 · answered by I love the flipflops 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you play with it,you'll go blind.
2006-10-01 14:29:46 · answer #6 · answered by master_der_man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't lie ever , to anyone .
2006-10-01 14:31:20 · answer #7 · answered by Rude dog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋