Today I belted out 'Hold the Line' at Taco Bell.....last week I sang 'Africa' at the free clinic and almost got beaten to death in the process.
I have tried counseling to no avail....do you know of any meds that might help????
2006-10-01 14:00:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Mental Health
I regret to inform you that there is only one known cure for Toto-itis: Barry Manilow. This is why so many patients decline medical assistance.
Ask your HMO about support groups. And don't give up hope. Medical researchers are making new discoveries every day.
2006-10-01 14:12:25 · answer #1 · answered by Fogjazz49-Retired 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't listen to all these "cures" people are trying to sell you. Medication is what you use for an illness, not for something beautiful and wholesome like Toto.
Toto-singing is a natural, normal part of growing up. You just have to learn to control it sometimes, like other normal, healthy impulses.
If you try to repress your Toto-urges, you may end up with a perverted attachment to something like Tom Schilling or After the Fire. Then you will REALLY need serious meds.
2006-10-02 01:01:52 · answer #2 · answered by timm1776 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, sorry to say, but this is a very rare and fatal affliction that you have aquired. At the moment there are no known cures or medications that will stem the tide of Toto vocalizations. My advice to you is to make yourself as comfortable as possible until the day that you finally let loose with the Muzak version of "99" and die a long suffering embolism on the last note.
2006-10-01 14:06:42 · answer #3 · answered by cabjr1961 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if your counselor did not recommend medication then i would say the world is anal retentive and doesn't appreciate your love of toto (africa is my favorite of their songs, and, yes, it's meant to be belted out).
i use to teach grade 4 for 36 years. each year i'd explain to each new class that i was a hummer. if i wasn't teaching or working w/a student, i'd be humming, all day long, a different tune each day). religious songs, disney tunes, broadway hits, pop, folk---it didn't matter.
on numerous occasions a student would politely ask me to stop humming because it was distracting him/her.
bottom line-------are you hurting anyone? if no, don't hurt yourself by abandoning an activity you seem to be enjoying.
2006-10-01 14:17:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you don't need meds yet. But, try to modify the behavior before you start singing "Crowded HOuse" and "Men at Work". That is a definite sign of mental illness.
2006-10-02 07:13:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next, it will be St George and the Dragon.
High speed lead poisoning is the only cure.
Damn, those guys were good technicians, weren't they? Such clean sound.
Ever heard a band called "Charlie"?
2006-10-01 14:03:11 · answer #6 · answered by auntiegrav 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, start listening to Guns n Roses.
2006-10-01 14:02:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, take two songs from Air Supply and call me in the morning...
2006-10-01 14:03:50 · answer #8 · answered by Johnny O 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wear an electric shock collar and give all your friends and family a remote control.Every time you do something socially embarrassing.....ZAP !
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2006-10-01 14:09:27 · answer #9 · answered by S.A.M. Gunner 7212 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start listening to AC/DC, or even better PINK FLOYD. those lyrics have meanings and some might even praise you for the insight.
2006-10-01 15:17:27 · answer #10 · answered by flowerchild 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋