Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.
The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old woman standing beside her, and smiled, "Gran will pay the bill."
2006-10-01 13:58:03 · 13 answers · asked by Lady Bonah 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHA, tooooooooooooooo funny
2006-10-01 14:51:25 · answer #1 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 out of 10
2006-10-04 01:20:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe.. what a surprise! Good one! Here's one for you..
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
2006-10-01 14:04:54 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-26 07:02:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahaha! Got Him! LOL. LOL. That's a good one!
Have a great evening!
2006-10-02 08:44:43 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one. a bit sexist or rather not flattery to the old age. voila.
2006-10-01 14:40:05 · answer #6 · answered by s t 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good
2006-10-05 08:34:21 · answer #7 · answered by cremcharl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smart girl
2006-10-01 14:07:19 · answer #8 · answered by tea cup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor dude
2006-10-01 14:01:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one and even clean--thats the real surprise..
2006-10-01 14:10:47 · answer #10 · answered by lil'rusty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋