Johnny wanted to have sex with a blonde in his office... but she belonged to someone else. One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you."
But the blonde said, "NO."
Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down.
She agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...
She said "The bastard used quarters!"
2006-10-01 13:47:22 · 13 answers · asked by bugguy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-BREATH-HAHAHAHAHAHA
2006-10-01 14:54:15 · answer #1 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahhaaa, that's the first I've heard that one. That's hilarious.
2006-10-01 14:45:33 · answer #2 · answered by Tony 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She was stupid enough to pick them picl up $200.00 worth of quarters.
jeez!!
lol
2006-10-01 15:39:49 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Nice Johny.
2006-10-01 14:38:28 · answer #4 · answered by Who am I? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It got a snicker out of me!
2006-10-01 17:23:24 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. It might be old, but this is the first time I've ever heard it!
2006-10-01 15:21:12 · answer #6 · answered by United 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's a goodie, all right! LOL.
Have a great evening!
2006-10-02 08:45:55 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its kinda dry but lol
2006-10-01 14:08:53 · answer #8 · answered by niecy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...thats hilarious
2006-10-01 13:53:29 · answer #9 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's kinda old sorry sweetpea â¥
2006-10-01 13:50:26 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol that was hilarious
2006-10-01 15:18:06 · answer #11 · answered by erilso 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋