2006-10-01 13:42:27 · 8 answers · asked by shonta w 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
jokes.com
2006-10-01 13:44:19 · answer #1 · answered by chicken nuggets 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for
a $2 item that she doesn't want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man
never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him
a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try
to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men, but, married men are a lot
more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes-there's no use in two
people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women some-
how deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says
after that is the beginning of a new argument
2006-10-01 21:00:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about the Jokes & Riddles section of Yahoo! Answers......
2006-10-01 21:08:54 · answer #3 · answered by Simon Says Touch Your Nose 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pages? This is a computer - we don't got pages.
2006-10-01 20:46:24 · answer #4 · answered by theophilus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
is the best place for jokes. they reature 'joke of the day' 'stand up comedy for begginers' 'blonde jokes' 'redneak jokes' and reandom. STRONGLY SUGESTED.
2006-10-01 20:51:08 · answer #5 · answered by hellotharr 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the front page of the New York Times would be a start..................
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2006-10-01 22:14:24 · answer #6 · answered by Mon-chu' 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one :
2006-10-01 20:44:20 · answer #7 · answered by Megan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.hilarious-pictures.com
http://www.jokes.com
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2006-10-01 20:44:42 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋