so its gotten to the point now where the most exciting part of my day is when im in he shower and take the hose and start sprayingthe warm water on my crotch and butt. yeah...
2006-10-01 13:34:46 · 16 answers · asked by barnabus finkle 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
ha ha ha ha LOSER!!! Ever think of a mailorder bride???? Might help.
2006-10-01 13:36:56 · answer #1 · answered by R C 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Need Details???
I there a reason no one will marry you?
Do you have reasons for thinking this?
Are you wanting to be married fro sex?
And what's up with that shower??? There has to be someone in your neighborhood, willing to make a booty call. Find yourself some midnight love, and stop harrassing the shower head...
2006-10-01 13:43:11 · answer #2 · answered by rebecwi3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really sad. But if you want a wife you need to spend less time in the shower and more time outside trying to meet girls. Just be your self and when the time is right you will meet the person you are destined to be with.
2006-10-01 13:41:25 · answer #3 · answered by Baby Gurl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
don't frett everything will be ok just be patient and quit pleasing yourself by the hose in the shower that unnormal. Best of luck with your little problem.
2006-10-01 13:38:02 · answer #4 · answered by amerine09 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And u ask why? Like I said before stop digging in ur nose when u talk to people
2006-10-01 13:37:58 · answer #5 · answered by prizelady88 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Life is a long journey - be patient.
I'm 41 and still looking; I was thinking of mailorder for myself, ha, ha, ha ;)
2006-10-01 13:41:07 · answer #6 · answered by Feather 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maybe you should hire a violinist to play sad songs while you feel sorry for yourself. When you change your outlook, your outlook will change.
2006-10-01 13:36:35 · answer #7 · answered by Cary Grant 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You don't have to be married to have sex. If you get married just for that.......Stick to the shower.
2006-10-01 13:39:04 · answer #8 · answered by Amy Beware 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hhahhaahha well! hmmmmmmm all i can say to that is, when its your time its your time, but im sure you can find something more exciting in your day than that!
2006-10-01 13:36:51 · answer #9 · answered by lavidamasespecial1 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dont get the water too hot
2006-10-01 13:43:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey, that sounds like a damn good idea.
2006-10-01 13:37:48 · answer #11 · answered by ada wong 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋